I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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