Got a toothbrush?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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