i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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