i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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