ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
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You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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