in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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