I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm bleeding and have questions
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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