I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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