Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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