Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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