There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
