I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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