just tell him i said nine months
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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