He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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