I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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