I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?