Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
19 Confessions From A Dude With A Micropenis
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.