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Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
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Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
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I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH