Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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