Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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