Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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