I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
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naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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