We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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