I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
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He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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