I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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