all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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