Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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