Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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