im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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