Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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