Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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