I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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