Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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