Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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