Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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