On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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