So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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