Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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