I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
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I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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