Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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