Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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