census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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