I cockslap morals
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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