none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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