i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize
