This girl is more easily done than said...
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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