I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize
