I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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