So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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