the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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