O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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