So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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