haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
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I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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