party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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