Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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