Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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